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I’ve been trying to figure this out for longer than I care to admit.
It’s cold ?? down here ?? in Orlando, Florida.
Mug?? MUG?! Maybe this is rhyming slang?
And by the way, it’s 58 fucking degrees in Orlizzo, Real Shaq. It’s 26 in NY and I’m wearing two pairs of pants. (If you tell me to join Twitter to tell The Real Shaq directly, I will bite you.)