Dear NYU students,

This is how you protest. What you were doing a few weeks ago, that was a slumber party in a student center. Anyway. Next time you want to stand up for your right to eat organic cafeteria food or whatever it is you deem so important, make sure to be 1.) A very attractive man, 2.) Climbing atop something, 3.) Smearing your poop, and 4.) NAKED.*

Love,

Linda

(#4 only necessary upon #1 being true.)