
If we went to ESPN Zone — that’s not our kind of guy. We want someone nerdy. Bookish. Probably wears Chuck Taylors. Can make jokes about the fact that he’s listening to the new Fleet Foxes CD. Maybe a little fey. I love straight guys that seem gay.
— Paul Rudd (whom this tumblr is now solely about, apparently) on
picking up male friends at a bar with Joel Stein from
Time magazine, proving that he and I have the same taste in men, except for that “guys that seem gay” part —
that I’m not so into.