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I don’t know if you remember this, because I barely do, but there was this obnoxious kid with a TV show on MTV maybe 10 years ago. Andy Milonakis? I never watched it but it existed enough in my pop cultural world that I remember consciously wondering why anyone—even MTV—would give this kid his own show. And then I forgot about it. But then this Andy kid just released a Youtube video, basically an anthem to Twitter, which I wholeheartedly am against but I’ll post this video because WHAT THE FUCK THIS ANDY KID LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE DID THEN.
SO! It turns out, as it so often does, that Andy Milonakis has a congential growth hormone condition that gives him the appearance of a twelve-year-old despite him being THIRTY-THREE YEARS OF AGE.
Here he is, probably yesterday:

Sorry, is this all terribly insensitive? It’s just that … well, my mind hasn’t been blown like this since I found out that water-skiing squirrel was 31 years old.