Scandals & Animals

Giving the people what they want.

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:59:27 -0400

This thing was parked at the Lorimer L train stop, waiting for your ass. Where the hell were...

Your assumptions are correct.

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:32:51 -0400

Steven: so I take it you are going to see g force? me: huh? Steven: the movie me: dunno...

Memo:

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:51:00 -0400

A note to my officemates on the 13th floor: I just want you weasels to know that whichever one of...

80% chance of WTF?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:36:19 -0400

New York, you are killing me. You are breaking my spirit and canceling so many of my plans.

Consider the lobster.

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:39:36 -0400

Aside from one misguided attempt at humor by friends who took me to Red Lobster for my birthday,...

Up. Then waaay down.

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:46:20 -0400

You can pick up these frames at any 3-D screening of Up. Not sure why they went for the emo look...

Zomg.

Thu, 28 May 2009 11:02:04 -0400

Well this is pretty fucking alarming.

Discovering my superpower.

Wed, 27 May 2009 16:08:00 -0400

Apparently I was dreamt about the other night. A guy I only sort-of know dreamt he threw a party at...

Pretty sure this animal has itself a bright future on the...

Wed, 27 May 2009 15:42:49 -0400

Pretty sure this animal has itself a bright future on the Internet.

Though, personally, I’d like to see his cousin with the bigger ears do some, uh, vids.

He goes and goes and goes his name is Steven.

Tue, 19 May 2009 18:16:04 -0400

He probably has an appointment to get to. Squirrels: very busy and important creatures. Also, damn...

First we take Manhattan.

Tue, 19 May 2009 17:51:10 -0400

Judging by the number of times I’ve sat alone in my apartment listening to Leonard Cohen...

This wouldn't be a problem with a Kindle.

Thu, 07 May 2009 12:14:00 -0400

It is getting increasingly difficult to make sure my index finger is underlining the word...

Even this seven-year-old knows publishing is dying.

Wed, 06 May 2009 16:08:18 -0400

[the other day at Freebird] Child: How long has this bookstore been open? Me: Uhm, a little over...

This coming-to-NBC show, Community, looks effing hilarious. Joel...

Wed, 06 May 2009 16:04:33 -0400

This coming-to-NBC show, Community, looks effing hilarious. Joel McHale! Love that guy. And of course it’s being directed by Arrested Development alums. This pretty much ensures insta-cancellation.

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:07:00 -0400

For all your zippo chinese seashell picture kung fu shoe and suit lucky charm doll and toy kimono...

The Life and Times of Fennec Fox (& Sometimes Cats)

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:36:16 -0400

Sometimes I post cat videos and let them go. Slinky cat from last year? Haven’t thought about...

Boom goes the mind-a-mite.

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:30:00 -0400

I don’t know if you remember this, because I barely do, but there was this obnoxious kid with...

Car-on-car crime.

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:01:41 -0400

There are two possibilities here: Either a van was raped by a truck, or a truck was raped by a van....

Further adventures in my decline into dementia.

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:16:00 -0400

I pass by this community garden pretty much every single day. I’ve sat inside of it....

Signs that this cycle of America's Next Top Model will be my last.

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:43:00 -0400

I was waiting for the F train at 14th Street on Friday and noticed a rat between the tracks. He was...